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1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Where do babies come from?
3. What does PC stand for?
4. Why is the sky blue?
5. Is there intelligent alien life out there?
6. Will mankind ever find peace?
7. Why don't fish have legs?
8. Is there a God?
   

John: Cardiff docks at 6 am on a Monday morning.

Sherrie: Saying yes at the right time.

Duke: 'Making it Happen'. 

Max: Can somebody ask Mick Hucknall?

Duke: Faulty rubberware.

John: Prestatyn.

Max: Accident and Emergency.

Sherrie: Saying yes at the wrong time.

Duke: Proper Computer.

Max: 

John: Plaid Cymru.

Sherrie: Politically Corrupt.

Duke: It just woke up this mornin'.

Max: Because Jimi Hendrix died.

John: Because it's not Welsh.

Sherrie: I guess its partner said no.

Max: Could you repeat the question please?

Sherrie: I think there's definitely intelligent life out there. There's certainly none down here.

Duke and John: Well, we're not sure about Max...

Duke: Well it's a bit of a fashion statement, really. You see, it's considered totally uncool to wear trousers at depths greater than 10 metres below sea level. Evolution did the rest.

John: Cos the frogs have eaten them all.

Max: Cos their feet would get wet.

Sherrie: So they don't have to wax them.

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Is there a God?

Max: Last appearance 1993 at Wembley (Chris Waddle)

Sherrie: Leo Fender.

Duke: No, he's just deluding himself.

John: If God didn't exist, man would have to invent it.

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