John is always playing some kind of stringed instrument. He keeps a specially designed one-string balalaika in the bathroom for those long sessions. It doubles as dental floss.

Instruments Played

• Guitar
• Bass guitar
• Mandolin
• Keyboards
• Celtic Harp
• Flute

Likes

• At the end of the day, a pint of Dark and 2 cheesy cobs

Dislikes

• People who say 'at the end of the day..'
• Hangovers
• People who contradict themselves

Worst Nightmare

• England 30, Wales 0.

Favourite Slogans

• I write music as a sow piddles (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)
• I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. (Igor Stravinsky)
• I know only two tunes, one of them is Yankee Doodle Dandy and the other one isn't.

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